I Don’t Like This Mild Place (1996)
©1996, 2013 by Dallas Denny
Source: Dallas Denny. (1998, Autumn). I don’t like this mild place. Gender Quest, p. 5.
Gender Quest, Autumn 1998 (PDF)
I Don’t Like This Mild Place
By Dallas Denny
I don’t like this mild place
Where the sun is friendly and does not burn
And the waves roll softly onto the shore
Where the rain falls gently, kissing my skin
And the wind is a mere puff on my face
I do not like the cool summers and the warm winters
The nice people and the dogs on leashes
I prefer a darker place
Where the winds rage and the waves crash onto the rocks
Where tempers flare in the broiling midday sun
And youths loiter around my car
Causing me to nervously clutch my purse
Where the ambulances scream through the night
And windowpanes crack from the cold
I would rather be in the swamp, covered with leeches
Than to be stuck here on this lush and manicured lawn
I prefer the desert and sunblistered face
To this brook burbling over moss-covered stones
I could spend my life here in this clime
Where there are no summers and no winters
No spring and no fall
Just one nice damn day after another
But the time would run together
My life would seem short
Without the bookmarks of intemperate weather
Like the day it reached one ten
Or the day the hail dimpled the hood of my car
I could stay here forever
But without bookmarks I tend to lose my place